summer school

It was a beautiful morning, the 3rd of January... sun in the sky, a couple of clouds around...
so anywayz it was 7:30 i think... when i woke up this morning... and went to uni
oh God... why now?
its 3 days into the New year man... i cant believe it's started again...
also i cant believe that New Year's Resolution #5 of mine, which goes:
"thou shalt not be distracted during lectures.
(1) 'distracted' includes thinking of things that can be done after lectures or even during lectures"
(2) 'distracted' also includes thinking of and/or looking at the opposite sex with the view to possible future relationships during lectures (hahaha well im not perfect... far from it... actually there was this girl in a green top 3 rows in front and well... hahaha anywayz...)
(3) 'distracted' includes falling asleep and/or yawning continuously...

well lets just say that i failed on subsection (1), (2) (if only i could get her no :-P... joking only), (3)...
okies... i held out for 2 hours on (1)... about 30 seconds on (2) and, wait, im proud of this: a good 45 mins on (3)... arent you proud of me? :-P

well i'm not as after a conversation with JW, i discovered... that each hour of lectures was costing me $ 15... ouch hahaha... yes... the pain of summer units that force you to pay upfront...

anywayz... i get there at 9:00 and i cant find the bloody lecture room... its not just me...
there are 4 other ppl (one i know), all guys, all walking around with the same puzzled expression, which can be at a basic level interpreted as meaning confusion...lol...
however, i believe that that expression can be interpreted at a more complex level:
(1) "what the *(^* am i doing here?"
(2) "why am i not in bed/doing fun stuff/ eating"
(3) "what the ()**& was i thinking doing a summer unit?"
okies mebbe its just me...
hahaha well im sorry i just wasnt feeling motivated

so we get there eventually (abt 15 mins late) and Dr P. Crompton is saying on how he's only failed 2 students in summer... maybe because students who do summer units are more motivated...
well at this point it was abit hard to stifle laughter...:-P...
i'm as motivated about this summer unit as a cow is at the slaughterhouse... cheers

so yeah... i spent 3 hours ($45) writing 9 pages of notes.... not getting a single concept daydreaming about the beach... the girl in the green dress (nothing sordid ok?... just how to get her no, address, email etc... hahaha not really lahh... im quite a nice guy, focused student etc...) ... what else was i doing?.... sleeping thats rite...

anywayz... went over to DL's pad close to uni after that... he cooked me lunch... a consumnate host that man (im being honest. he refused my offer to help him... mebbe because he knew i know as much about cooking as a rabbi knows about making roast pork hahaha but thats not the point)
anywayz girls, he's a good housekeeper, can cook, sweet, sensitive, bloody buff guy... what are you waiting for? ;-) !!!
"anywayz if you want to meet DL, keave a message at 1800 236 789 hahaha joking only... (pictures furnished upon request) :-P
okies... ignore the above paragraph... im not gay ok?
so anywayz i gave him a hand cleaning up his kitchen... and we found some gross stuff in his kitchen shelf. it truly is a storehouse of surprises hahaha
the scariest, grossest thing was the ant/fungus/random mold nest thingie we found under a 1 year old bag of skim milk powder... it was like... EEW!!!... yeah but he flushed it out with hot water...
(am abit scarred...)
also we found some panadol in a bag which expired on the 25th of January 2000... hmm im thinking it belongs in a museum... we kept it as a souvenir... but if DL offers you panadol... well... maybe the headache is a less painful option hahaha
what else... well i reckon Daniella Hantuchova is the hottest tennis player on tour right now (well that can hit a a ball straight that is)... hahaha so i was watching the Hopman Cup today... (Aust vs Slovakia in mixed doubles) and dont get me wrong... i was watching the match... well about 75% of the time anywayz :-P
the other 25 % was spent watching the lady in the blue dress, and helping DL in the kitchen...

later i went to Cotts with a few guys... hahaha looking at them makes me feel so underweight to say the least... (New Year's Resolution #2: "Put on about 5 kgs this year at least to avoid ppl thinking you were adopted from a family of stick insects"... anywayz it was pretty fun... waves were ...err... abit big... to say the least... man... was quite scared actually (:-P)... i got dumped twice in the first 5 mins hahaha, swallowed lotsa seawater... but it was fun... yeah... and then we worked on our tans... am still so fair its not funny ehh but oh well... i have a long summer to work on it
:-P ahh the life of a student

anywayz... to life!!!